we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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