their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
