I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You smell like stripper and shame
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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