I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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