yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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