Do you still have your period?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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