the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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