what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Randomize
