i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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