That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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