I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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