Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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