he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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