If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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