Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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