go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Farmville is her only friend.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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