gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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