I have demons in me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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