He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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