Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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