I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
pray to the hookup gods
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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