i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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