you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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