I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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