Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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