But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i believe in u and ur pee
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
