And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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