ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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