It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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