hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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