Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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