i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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