just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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