Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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