Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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