Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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