Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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