Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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