he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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