I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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