Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yo dont text me then not text me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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