the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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