I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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