So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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