I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Green mimosas i think yes
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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