ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my sisters under your porch take her home
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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