if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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