oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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