It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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