I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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