no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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