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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.

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• (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

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  Let's just say I danced with the devil

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  Huh?

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  I'm going to Hell for sure

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.

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