I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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